“Top Ten Eminem Pieces Of Advice For Kids.”
10: Keep it real.
9: No one’s ever regretted a tattoo.
8: With foreign markets volatile, now is a good time to invest in bonds.
7: Go see Toy Story 3–the toys are back in town.
6: Always purchase music through authorized retailers that pay royalties to the artist.
5: Don’t get mixed up with drugs, gangs, or oil executives.
4: Remember the magic words: “Please”, “Thank you”, and “Step off B*tch.”
3: Money doesn’t buy happiness. It buys crazy-a** happiness.
2: If I sign something for you, and I see it on E-bay, when you go home, I’m going to be under your bed.
1: Don’t waste your time watching this show.
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