Tuesday, June 29, 2010

10 Ways to Avoid a Cop Giving You a Speeding Ticket

10 Ways to Avoid a Cop Giving You a Speeding Ticket
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LATE SHOW: Eminem's Top Ten


“Top Ten Eminem Pieces Of Advice For Kids.”

10: Keep it real.

9: No one’s ever regretted a tattoo.

8: With foreign markets volatile, now is a good time to invest in bonds.

7: Go see Toy Story 3–the toys are back in town.

6: Always purchase music through authorized retailers that pay royalties to the artist.

5: Don’t get mixed up with drugs, gangs, or oil executives.

4: Remember the magic words: “Please”, “Thank you”, and “Step off B*tch.”

3: Money doesn’t buy happiness. It buys crazy-a** happiness.

2: If I sign something for you, and I see it on E-bay, when you go home, I’m going to be under your bed.

1: Don’t waste your time watching this show.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

The Top Secret Danni Recipe

In case you're trying to cook up a big pot of my BFF Danni, here's the recipe:

A dash of Glitter

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Add Pom Poms

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And sprinkle in about 450 non-related questions
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